Things that make you go hmmm

After food, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water

Why call it getting your dog fixed, it doesn't work afterwards but it oughta

Why do people tell you they are speechless "I just don't know what to say"

A whole synchronized swimming team dies because one of them drowned today

Why sterilize the needle for lethal injections and are female moths called myths

How many guided missiles ever really miss

Was the poll vault accidently discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up over'

What is the speed of dark and do Vampires ever catch AIDS

What was the best thing before sliced bread was made

What is a bedroom with no bed inside

Did Noah keep his bees in archives

Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip, what do people in China call their good plates

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop, what do batteries run on? Explain

Why isn't 'Phonetic' spelled the way that it sounds, is that wrong

Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song

Why wash a bath towel. Aren't we clean when we use them

Why call it a building when it's already a built building

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular and can you really get off your head

What do you call a male ladybug and do you tell the truth when you lie in bed

What if someone died in your living room and can someone 'draw a blank'

Where does your lap go when you stand up, why did the pot call the kettle black

How many weeks in a lightyear, how can I set my lazer printer to stun

Can anyone make another word using all the letters in 'anagram' well can anyone

Where on earth is Old Zealand, how do you get off a non-stop flight

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors, what happens when you swallow your pride

That first clock ever invented, what did they use to set it to

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations, well have you

After making Styrofoam curls, what do they ship them in

How can you possibly know when you're out of invisible ink

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery

When a cow laughs does milk come out of his nose

Before inventing drawing boards, what did they go back to

Can someone help me, does anyone know

Or will these questions all stay unanswered in a language with hidden meaning

Or have I caused you awareness of your shortcomings, in the dictionary that is demeaning